Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Mighty Quinn: October 31

The Mighty One is in a big hole



Luckily for MQ, the Red Sox are the team of destiny this season. But MQ has over two months left in his season, which has been a complete disaster!




As he does before every big election, Mighty asked noted pessimist, Cazzie, for his take on the New York City mayoral election. Cazzie always votes for the person he thinks will LOSE. This way, when things go wrong during the winner’s term, Cazzie can always say, “Hey, I didn’t vote for that bum!”


“OK, Cazzie, who’s it gonna be, De Blasio or Lhota?”


“I’ll cast my vote for Joe Lhota,” Cazzie answered.


“So you think Bill De Blasio will win, but you’ll vote for Lhota? You know, Cazzie, if every voter thought like you, Joe Lhota’s our next mayor.”


“Yeah, but what are the chances of that happening, Mighty?”


Dressed To Thrill: Southern Exposure’s Halloween Party is Friday at Jugs-N-Strokers, 1828 Sunrise Highway, Merrick, 10:30 p.m. Cash prizes for sexiest and best costumes.


Mighty hit with the Red Sox on Wednesday and likes the Dolphins on Thursday. The deficit is 1370 sirignanos.





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